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Don't Elect Vegetables T-Shirt

I hope you've learned a valuable lesson. Vegetables are a healthy food. They're not supposed to be placed in positions of authority. This goes for Brandon and all of his friends.

Eat Your Vegetables DO NOT Elect Them

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  • All shirts are a cotton/poly blend. 


Size Length (inches) Width (inches)
Small 28" 18"
Medium 29" 20"
Large 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"
2XL 32" 26"


As with most shirts, we recommend turning the garment inside out and washing with cool water. You will have the best results drying on the lowest setting.


Take pride knowing that all of these shirts are designed and manufactured in the USA!

Most orders ship within 2 days from Pennsylvania.

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